Hello! Call me Scarlet. I am 20 and enjoying the college life. Now that you have learned some stuff about me go on and. Explore.

thewordsofclayton:

sirtarantino:

a guy walked into the board room and said

"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"

and i just stared at him and coldly said

"i am the regional reports manager"

we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life

Good

sadsirius:

i feel like i have a lot of tumblr acquaintances but not a lot of tumblr friends and i really want to change that and id love to get to know some of you guys. please come send me a message introducing yourself or just say hi id really love that

So I have a date friday, :)

how to be a “real woman”: a guide

hobbitdragon:

callmekitto:

1. do you identify as a woman

2. congratulations you’re a real woman

3. and if anyone tells you differently throw them into the sun

pretty sure this is 100% accurate

Professor: Who plans on getting married within the next 5-10 years?
Like 3 people: *raises hand*
Professor: Who plans on never getting married?
Me: *raises hand*
Professor: *points me out* why?
Me: It's illegal.
Professor: touche.
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