Hello! Call me Scarlet. I am 20 and enjoying the college life. Now that you have learned some stuff about me go on and. Explore.
a guy walked into the board room and said
"hi sweetheart if you could fix me up a coffee real quick im meeting with the regional reports manager in like five minutes, thanks darling"
and i just stared at him and coldly said
"i am the regional reports manager"
we are now twenty minutes into this board meeting and i dont think i’ve ever seen a man look so embarrassed and afraid in my whole life
i feel like i have a lot of tumblr acquaintances but not a lot of tumblr friends and i really want to change that and id love to get to know some of you guys. please come send me a message introducing yourself or just say hi id really love that
1. do you identify as a woman
2. congratulations you’re a real woman
3. and if anyone tells you differently throw them into the sun
pretty sure this is 100% accurate